pseudomonas: Bacterial conjugation (sex)
[personal profile] pseudomonas

(18:44:48) [redacted]: nooooooo fml
(18:44:52) [personal profile] pseudomonas: ?
(18:44:58) [redacted]: dog
(18:45:06) [personal profile] pseudomonas: ?
(18:45:06) [redacted]: her new favourite place to be during quickie sex
(18:45:11) [redacted]: is between [boyfriend]'s knees
(18:45:16) [personal profile] pseudomonas: hahahaha
(18:45:22) [redacted]: I thought the furry thing between my leg was HIS leg
(18:45:40) ***[personal profile] pseudomonas is cracking up here
(18:45:47) [redacted]: so not only have I just had sex with a dog's nose up my arsecrack, I now have a dog with jizz on her back
(18:46:17) [personal profile] pseudomonas: laughing too much. worried going to be sick
(18:47:47) [personal profile] pseudomonas: did you wash the dog?
(18:47:52) [redacted]: she doesn't like being washed
(18:48:12) [redacted]: I sort of wiped it a bit and she tried to bite me so I thought bugger that
(18:48:18) [redacted]: she can be a jizzy dog for all I care
(18:48:37) [personal profile] pseudomonas: what does [boyfriend] think about all this?
(18:48:39) [redacted]: she'll probably drive herself potty in the next few hours trying to twist herself round so she can lick it off
(18:48:48) [redacted]: HE KNEW SHE WAS THERE BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO STOP
(18:49:13) [personal profile] pseudomonas: you might need to shut the door sometimes
(18:49:31) [redacted]: if you shut her out she scratches and whines and barks
(18:49:45) [personal profile] pseudomonas: so you have to let her join in?
(18:49:55) [redacted]: the trick is to give her a chewy, which she takes off to the other side of the bed
(18:50:04) [personal profile] pseudomonas: still, it counts as a threesome, so well done there
(18:50:15) [redacted]: but the bedroom stash of chewies hasn't been refilled
(18:50:22) [redacted]: things we need for sex: rawhide chews


.


(Yes, I got the consent of [redacted] to post this.)
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting

If you are unable to use this captcha for any reason, please contact us by email at support@dreamwidth.org

Profile

pseudomonas: "pseudomonas" in London Underground roundel (Default)
pseudomonas

November 2024

S M T W T F S
     12
34567 89
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930

Most Popular Tags

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 15th, 2025 12:59 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios

Style Credit