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(18:44:48) [redacted]: nooooooo fml
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(18:44:58) [redacted]: dog
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(18:45:06) [redacted]: her new favourite place to be during quickie sex
(18:45:11) [redacted]: is between [boyfriend]'s knees
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(18:45:22) [redacted]: I thought the furry thing between my leg was HIS leg
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(18:45:47) [redacted]: so not only have I just had sex with a dog's nose up my arsecrack, I now have a dog with jizz on her back
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(18:47:52) [redacted]: she doesn't like being washed
(18:48:12) [redacted]: I sort of wiped it a bit and she tried to bite me so I thought bugger that
(18:48:18) [redacted]: she can be a jizzy dog for all I care
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(18:48:39) [redacted]: she'll probably drive herself potty in the next few hours trying to twist herself round so she can lick it off
(18:48:48) [redacted]: HE KNEW SHE WAS THERE BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO STOP
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(18:49:31) [redacted]: if you shut her out she scratches and whines and barks
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(18:49:55) [redacted]: the trick is to give her a chewy, which she takes off to the other side of the bed
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(18:50:15) [redacted]: but the bedroom stash of chewies hasn't been refilled
(18:50:22) [redacted]: things we need for sex: rawhide chews
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