pseudomonas

(18:44:48) [redacted]: nooooooo fml (18:44:52) pseudomonas: ? (18:44:58) [redacted]: dog (18:45:06) pseudomonas: ? (18:45:06) [redacted]: her new favourite place to be during quickie sex (18:45:11) [redacted]: is between [boyfriend]'s knees (18:45:16) pseudomonas: hahahaha (18:45:22) [redacted]: I thought the furry thing between my leg was HIS leg (18:45:40) ***pseudomonas is cracking up here (18:45:47) [redacted]: so not only have I just had sex with a dog's nose up my arsecrack, I now have a dog with jizz on her back (18:46:17) pseudomonas: laughing too much. worried going to be sick (18:47:47) pseudomonas: did you wash the dog? (18:47:52) [redacted]: she doesn't like being washed (18:48:12) [redacted]: I sort of wiped it a bit and she tried to bite me so I thought bugger that (18:48:18) [redacted]: she can be a jizzy dog for all I care (18:48:37) pseudomonas: what does [boyfriend] think about all this? (18:48:39) [redacted]: she'll probably drive herself potty in the next few hours trying to twist herself round so she can lick it off (18:48:48) [redacted]: HE KNEW SHE WAS THERE BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO STOP (18:49:13) pseudomonas: you might need to shut the door sometimes (18:49:31) [redacted]: if you shut her out she scratches and whines and barks (18:49:45) pseudomonas: so you have to let her join in? (18:49:55) [redacted]: the trick is to give her a chewy, which she takes off to the other side of the bed (18:50:04) pseudomonas: still, it counts as a threesome, so well done there (18:50:15) [redacted]: but the bedroom stash of chewies hasn't been refilled (18:50:22) [redacted]: things we need for sex: rawhide chews

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